Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Deep Woods Motown, Tunnel Glasses, and the Riff Raff that signed RFRA in Indiana

3/12/2015

Today I felt a stirring of unintentional joy as I walked into the office. I arrived before sunrise, wearing a jacket instead of winter coat, and the birds were singing up a storm, despite the pending early-spring storm.  I felt my mouth form into a  half-smile that Thicht Nhat Hanh has been teaching me to will at the onset of good and bad experiences, although this one came on its own.

I took this as a sign that, if I allow or will it, things are going to look up for me. Thus I decided to write on this impulsive half-smile day as, I admit, there have been few these past five months.

Hearing birds sing always cheers me up. I think it takes me back to the sound stage of my childhood, rural, wooded Michigan:

Wrens, blue jays, cardinals, Bob Whites, swallows, robins, and my favorite, the red-winged blackbird provided a concert every morning. If I hadn't lived in an old farm house, then I would have never known the delight of this symphony, because it would have been drowned out behind closed windows and the hum of an air conditioner. Along with that sweltering heat and dripping sweat came the sweetest sounds my life has known.


First off, spring is nearly here. Here in central Indiana, we didn't get a nasty winter--just a long one. I think I shoveled my driveway three or four times total. I love the beauty of Winter (as I've said far too many times), but I'm never sorry to see her go the way I am when Summer goes.

I got a temporary roommate last month named Shannon. He's here every Mon-Thur night and goes back to Louisville on weekends. He's a good roommate. He's married, professional, and studies meditation and Tai-Chi. I've had to grow accustomed to sharing my living space, but I think it's been good for me.

The truth is, I love living alone, and I think I've always been a loner, preferring the company of myself or a single mate. I get used to doing what I want when I want. I love that, but I also need to stay flexible, and this helps me. The rent money is also paying my mortgage for about half the year, and that is money I'll need to install new windows and make some other updates in the house. I know that sounds boring, but I'm committed to blooming where I am and making my current house my dream house.

Life chugs along. I don't spend enough time noticing the small stuff, which is why I started this blog in the first place.

Work has once again been staking its claim on my nights and weekends, and it got a bit overwhelming, but I think things will calm down a while.

We saw another great play at the IRT--The Giver, originally a children's book but the themes are so compelling that it's drifted across the YA line. The theater was packed and once again, we were blown over by the talent on the stage, especially by that of the principal child actors.

I never read the book, but the play was arresting and in its own way, beautiful. It was one of those plays that stay with you long after the curtain drops. They cast The Giver with David Anderson, a local professional African American actor--probably my favorite. I really liked this choice, a departure from the book and screen version. 


David Anderson, IRT

I finally managed to reciprocate an invite to Ralf & Jim for dinner after they had us over numerous times over the past several months, and it went smashingly well! I tried all new recipes, trying to keep up with my 100 new recipe goal. (I'm way behind.)

I tried new recipes and made up some of my own, and I am so happy to say that dinner was a success. They raved about it, which is no easy feat as they are gourmet chefs in their own right.  It was good for me to put myself out there and try all new things. I just love creating menus and cooking for friends! I need to get back to this act of giving back!  

Menu:

  • Fire Roasted Tomato and Red Pepper Bisque with Smoked Gouda
  • Carpese salad with buffalo mozzarella and arugula and honey-balsamic vinegar reduction
  • Rosemary focaccia bread
  • Spinach and sausage lasagna
  • Cherry tart with lattice crust (okay, pie--I couldn't make tarts because I don't have something called ramekins, which are little individual custard cups or something.)
  • Wine: Carmenere (which I didn't drink)


I should have taken pictures, but I get so busy and focused ,and then there's always my mandatory breakdown--"I can't do this! Nothing is turning out! They will never want to come again!" My goal is to make that my last self-defeating breakdown. It's just not how I want to be. I want to say this: "If it doesn't turn out, we will have a good laugh and order Chinese."



3/31/2015

March might be my least favorite month. It's ugly and cold and seems to last forever, the 31 days and all. The snow has melted and the trees are bare, and all you see everywhere is trash because people in this city are PIGS. 

 New goal: remember that it's the month before my favorite month, and to find something good about it. I will have to think on that. Maybe I will make it "Create something special indoors" month.

I had a great time in the kitchen this month. I added to my list a pub menu, brunch items, desserts, and dinners.

One Friday I was craving pub food but didn't feel like going out in the cold nasty weather to wait for a table at a crowded noisy restaurant. Hence, I introduced Pub Night, featuring Hot Honey Wings and Big Ol Nachos. What a huge hit! 

For brunch I created bird's nest eggs (a "muffin" of hashbrowns with an egg cooked on top) and a fabulous french toast bake.

Dinner items included Honey Lime Braised salmon, beef and bean burritos with pico de gallo, and chicken fettuccine Alfredo.

Desert included a delicious chocolate cherry cake.

I have pictures of some of this stuff.

So for March, I count something like  thirteen new dishes. Still a bit behind, but onward!

I had a few more guests in my artist's hostel in addition to Shannon.

Lachezar from Bulgaria by way of San Antonio, a cellist who was in the running for the principal chair at Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra, stayed a few nights this month. What a treat to have live cello music in my home! 

We took in another fantastic play at IRT--What I Learned in Paris by Pearl Cleage. Once again IRT killed it by picking a fabulous script, which initially seemed like it would be a serious drama about civil rights but turned out to be a hilarious and touching comedy romance. Once again, the cast absolutely nails it with perfect performances. Once again, the stage work, lighting, and sound hit a home run. Between scenes, the audience was humming along to the Zeitgeist of 70s soul--Al Green, Earth Wind & Fire, Marvin Gaye. I like to call this era of music Lunchbox Motown--all these classic hits, like the birds outside my bedroom window, who created the soundtrack of my childhood.

****My childhood sounded like Deep Woods Motown.***** 

Speaking of the audience, the truth is I've never seen a live theater performance of an all-black cast and a mostly-black audience. I got to hear one of my favorite sayings of all time about 100 times throughout the performance "mmm-hmmm...." Lots of people dressed in full 70s regalia pantsuits and all, making it one of the best nights of theater we've ever had.

Afterwards, there was a VIP party for opening night in the cabaret bar--a band, dancing, champagne, appetizers, and miniature cakes. After while the cast came out and danced with the revelers. They also let us tour the set and back stage, which was really fun.

The next week we hit up the next installment of Dance Kaleidoscope: Ray & Ella, featuring the music of Ray Charles and Ella Fitgerald. You know all that stuff I said about the IRT killing it. Same thing for DK and David Hochoy! Man we had a blast, and yes, we were again treated to champagne afterwards.

I'm still not drinking by the way. I did have champagne as a wonderful treat, but I've yet to pour myself a glass of anything since December. 

Earl and family came through last Sunday on their way to Mammoth Cave. Not that my approval means zip, but I will say "I approve" of how they are bringing up their kids. They're kind, engaged, intelligent, polite, friendly, and fun. I attribute this to hard work on Earl and Lori's part. They don't give in to the many demands that so many kids place on their parents, namely the demand for all manner of phones and hand held electronic devices and the demand to go to Disney world and on cruises. Instead they suggest they read books, play games, go sledding and biking. They take them skiing and snowmobiling and canoeing and camping. For spring break they took them to a national park. Even Larry mentioned that he wished his grand kids were brought up so well and with such manners.

They could only stay a couple of hours, so we took them Holliday Park. We played tag on the huge and complex miniature city of a jungle gym where I realized that despite training every day, I am NOT in good shape! Afterwards we hit the trails, playing hide and seek and various forest games. I thought it would be fun to go under the aqueduct, forgetting until we arrived that it was covered in graffiti. 

New rant: graffiti vandals. They used to use their own language to destroy public property. Now these fools are so lazy that they are using English, and spelling everything wrong, except for "F*ck." There were several depictions of that word, so to distract the kids, I initiated some games to distract them from the unimaginative vulgar scrawling.  We did the "sideways crab" crab race and later "the tunnel walk" where you had to create tunnels around your eyes so your peripheral vision would not be engaged--because diagonal alpha rays were bouncing off the arch and could render us blind to all the good things in life. 

Note to self---invent these glasses!

Tomorrow starts my favorite month of the year.


Another Rant:

This week the stupid Governor of Indiana elected by stupid religious republicans put Indiana back about sixty years by signing a law that would effectively allow businesses to discriminate against LGBT persons. Before he signed this bill, he received pleas from various large employers, former mayors, and conferences not to pass this bill as it would mean the companies and conferences would have to find another place to do business--a place where it's not lawful to discriminate based on religion and bigotry.

More on this later.








Wednesday, March 11, 2015

"Seriously?"

I "seriously" hate this stale crumb of slang, and especially how it is uttered. You have to sound like a total bitchy girl when you say it.

I hate almost all slang because it makes the speaker sound so desperate to fit in.

It's the Izod of Discourse.

"Really?" Is even worse! (spoken in the same tonal syllables as "seriously?")

Speaking of clothing fads and the desperate need to be accepted by people who have amazingly low standards of humanity, let's address the wearers of designer labels. No, I don't mean that [insert Big Designer to the Stars Name here] black little dress. I mean, a t-shirt bearing a name brand. It's not really designer clothing. It really is just a designer label. I mean an otherwise plain t-shirt proclaiming a brand name:  Aeropostale or Abercrombie & Finch or Nike (Swoosh).

Such a shirt screams, "Look. I'm wearing a shirt that has the name of expensive clothing or gear on it. This proves that I paid $46 for an $8 piece of clothing. Now you'll want to be seen with me because I know I have no redeeming qualities to bring to a friendship."

I came across the mother of all "(why the hell would you) Name-drop (this bourgeoisie brand) tshirts" when I was in Dicks the other day, shopping for tents. I hate Dicks by the way, (the store that is, no comment otherwise.) It is a huge store that is packed with merchandise but never has what you need, unless what you need is a choice of two $73 swim suits for lap swimming or $103 rubber sandals (or the red-head step child store brand for $89.)

Under Armour.

The t-shirt--not actually made out of the material that made its namesake famous and overpriced (you can get the same type of material, called "wicking,"  at Target for $9 instead of $43, only it doesn't say Under Armour on the tag, so it's up to you if you want to risk being seen sweating in non-designer clothing) proclaimed this:

Under Armour

Of all the stupid labels to flaunt--and it wasn't even made out of Under Amour (the secret ingredient in the material that hides your sweat, not the name brand)--something that is basically about pit stains.

Who would buy a tshirt that says Under Armour on it?

Why not ask Under Armour to make you a sandwich board and to pay you to walk around the gym rather than pay you them to wear the letters that spell their name on clothing that won't even wick away your pit stains? 

You're paying for Under Armour and you're not getting Under Armour. You are paying to still have pit stains. 

Would anyone wear a Tshirt that says, on the outside, "Fruit of the Loom?"

Why not wear other brand names on your shirt? Heinz. Johnson & Johnson. PayPal. Yeah, I'd hit those.


But, back to slang, which was the point of this post, here are some other popular slang terms I hate:

"Whaaaaaat?" How did it become cool to ask this simple question?

"I know, right?" Do you know or are you asking if you're right? It can't be both.

"Umm, yeah, no." Umm--uncertainty. Yeah--the affirmative.  No--the negative. All of these words contradict each other, so how they form one word together?  If the answer is no, just say no, or even Hell No. But please, white soccer mom with short straight highlighted hair wearing an NFL jersey in the color of pink and a diamond studded necklace of your favorite NFL team, don't  wave that finger and add extra syllables to the "Hell," jangling those charms on your Pandora bracelet.

"Hot Mess." I don't know what a hot mess is, but it sounds like freshly evacuated diarrhea that has splattered outside of the toilet onto the walls and floors, that SOMEONE is going to have to clean up.

"I So Want to Try This!" or "I think I will definitely have to do this." No explanation needed.

"Epic" when one means a lot. I have "epic" laundry. Did your dirty clothes ride steerage from Ireland during the potate famine then land in America and become filthy rich only to squander it all on women on wine and then mend its squandering ways and become a priest but then fall in love with a peasant woman and denounce its vows to God but ultimately found peace? No? Then you have a lot of laundry. Not epic laundry.

"Meta." I have to admit. I don't know what people are talking about when they say this. I work with metadata. I don't think this is what people are talking about. Truth is I hardly ever know what people are talking about, which is why I avoid stupid parties and Facebook.

"Totes." When I was growing up, this was a brand of gollashes and gloves often given at Christmas time, along with a Chia pet, to Geometry teachers and other people we didn't really know that well but sort of liked and wanted to express appreciation. Now it seems to mean "completely." I don't know why.

"Cray." Where I come from "cray" as in "cray fish" is what southerners call "craw dads." They are miniature fresh-water lobsters, who by the way, are super brazen. If your dog peers down at one to examine it more closely, it will literally stand on it it's hind legs/tail fringe-thingy and put up its dukes. One did this to Primo once when we were walking beside a river.

"Even." This word is used as a verb usually paired with an exasperation of how the speaker "cannot."



If you use these terms, and you are, like, older than 21, well....."Really? I can't even..."